I do know Tommy DeVito.
I do know his father and his mom and his brother. I do know nearly everybody in his household’s row, together with Tommy’s fedora-clad agent, who, after stepping out of central casting and into the Monday Evening Soccer broadcast, is having fun with his personal jiffy of web movie star.
Nicely, let me make clear: I don’t know Tommy’s father, or his mom or his brother or his agent. I don’t know Tommy DeVito, present quarterback for the New York Giants and reigning NFC Offensive Participant of the Week. Fairly, I do know Tommy, the Italian-American child from Jersey. You understand, Tommy. Fuckin’ Tahhhmie.
I do know 100 Tommy DeVitos, 100 Mister and Misses DeVitos, and 100 guys who by no means acquired the memo about fedoras.
I do know Tommy’s now-signature hand movement—forefingers and thumb clenched collectively, waving on the wrist, signifying any variety of issues. I do know it isn’t actually his signature in any respect. It’s our signature. (Although, if you recognize any Italian-Individuals from Jersey, you’ll perceive why I’m hesitant to name it “Our Factor.”) That little wave of a hand is one thing we’ve been doing—or been topic to—since we have been infants. I’d wager I do know precisely the odor of his mom’s hen cutlets, as a result of my mom in all probability made them simply the identical. I do know the kisses Tom Sr. vegetation on everybody’s cheeks after Tommy makes a giant play. My outdated man has planted the identical precise kisses on my cheeks a thousand instances earlier than.
I do know these individuals as a result of I’m these individuals. And possibly that’s why, over the past 4 weeks, Tommy DeVito has grow to be New Jersey’s greatest people hero since Springsteen launched Born to Run. Possibly that’s why, for the primary time in a decade, Tommy DeVito has given me, and so many different Giants followers, one thing to be recklessly blissful about.
I’m hesitant to name it hope, although there may be a few of that. Tommy DeVito is taking part in nice soccer for what he’s: an undrafted free agent who began the season third on the Giants’ depth chart. No sane soccer fan is anticipating DeVito to hold the Giants to a sixth Tremendous Bowl look. After all, nobody anticipated a lot from Tom Brady when he took over from Drew Bledsoe. (Chill out. I’m not evaluating Tommys right here.)